I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
