closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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