thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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