so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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