what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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