I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
