guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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