the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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