He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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