So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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