what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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