Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize