my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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