Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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