i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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