so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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