So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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