your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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