Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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