I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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