I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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