we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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