Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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