she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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