how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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