best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
