Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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