Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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