you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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