Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
