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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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