someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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