I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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