i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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