I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
NoShamevember. You game?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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