This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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