Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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