Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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