omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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