If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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