Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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