They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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