she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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