Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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