I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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