So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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