We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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