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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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