If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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