Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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