okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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