apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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