so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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