I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?