Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips

(515): View more from Iowa

there is no god

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

we're no longer friends

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.

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(574): View more from Indiana

all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying

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(209): View more from California

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?

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