Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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