you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
