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There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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