it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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