Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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