Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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